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		<title>Tony Orlando&#8217;s Great American Christmas</title>
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<p>TONY ORLANDO &#8211; RETURNS TO WELK</p>
<p align="left">Legendary entertainer Tony Orlando returns his incomparable energy and talent to the Welk Resort Theatre in 2012 with his celebrated show, <strong>Tony Orlando&#8217;s Great American Christmas!</strong> From November 1 through December 8th Tony will sing all of your holiday favorites: the songs that have become part of the fabric of Christmas in America; and his greatest hits:&#8221;Candida&#8221;, &#8220;Knock Three Times&#8221;, &#8220;Tie a Yellow Ribbon&#8221;, &#8220;Sweet Gypsy Rose&#8221; and many more. Tony is joined onstage by his incredibly talented band and cast to tell the story of Tony&#8217;s first Christmas in the Ozarks, and the special visitor he met. It&#8217;s a celebration of all that is great about the holiday season, and where Santa honors the true meaning of Christmas. A full production extravaganza; A perennial favorite; A Branson must see!</p>
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<td style="padding: 10px;" colspan="2" valign="top"><strong>RED GREEN&#8217;S PERSONAL WIT &amp; WISDOM TOUR &#8211; RETURNS TO THE U.S.</strong>&#8220;We can&#8217;t help it &#8211; we&#8217;re men.&#8221; A string of sold out shows in the U.S. and Canada have led to the return of everyone&#8217;s favorite lovable and wacky handyman &#8211; Red Green! &#8220;Remember you may have to grow old, but you don&#8217;t have to mature.&#8221; Following a highly successful 39-city tour in Canada, our man in flannel and suspenders will return to the U.S. this spring with his one-man Wit &amp;amp; Wisdom Tour. &#8220;When the going gets tough, switch to power tools.&#8221; The best selling author, humorist and handyman who believes &#8216;anything is possible if you use enough duct tape&#8217;, has been entertaining audiences for the past 20 years with his popular PBS Television series, &#8220;The Red Green Show&#8221;.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;The funniest thing to hit public television since Monty Python&#8217;s Flying Circus&#8221;</em></p>
<p>~ The Milwaukee Journal</p></blockquote>
<p>The champion of underachieving men everywhere, Red Green (aka Steve Smith) will offer homespun wisdom (&#8220;Lower your expectations and live a happier life.&#8221;) philosophies on relationships (&#8220;Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything after that is just the beginning of the next argument&#8221;) and of course handyman tips (Never get in between electricity and where it wants to go&#8221;).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s time to bring out the flannel shirt, find those suspenders, dig out the duct tape and join Red Green for a famous Possum Lodge meeting! Circle the date and &#8220;keep your stick on the ice.&#8221;</td>
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